the avengers + tumblr text posts part 2 (part 1)
So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
OKAY I’VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE SO I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS EXACTLY WHAT RIKO IS DOING HERE
in America, thumbs up means good.
In Japan, thumbs up means good.
In America, thumbs down means bad.
In Japan, thumbs down means go fuck yourself.
When I was teaching in Japan, this was literally part of my day 1 initiation, and they warned us that everyone from overseas tends to make this mistake—but if you’re teaching in Japan and you accidentally do a thumbs down for bad, sometimes students will literally push back from the desks/fall down in surprise and shock. It’s SO rude. There’s not really a ruder gesture she could have chosen without grabbing her own genitals.
Riko is my queen.
Wow I was talking to my mom and I gave a thumbs down to her for something I didn’t want or something and my Japanese exchange student looks my way and was totally confused and surprised and I laughed and then he did.
I have realized what I have done.
well that puts this in perspective.
You are too kind my love *returns the exact same feelings & more* <33 I’d give you my mortal soul any day too but of course you know that I’m sure~
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - You’re beautiful.
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
When you play a video game with really good graphics
This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha
reblogged before it was even finished.